Wolf Creek Pass on YouTube
Me an' Earl was haulin' chickens on a flatbed out of
Wiggins,
and we'd spent all night on the uphill side of thirty-seven
miles of hell called Wolf Creek Pass. Which is up on the Great Divide?
We
was settin' there suckin' toothpicks, drinkin' Nehi and onion soup mix,
and I said, "Earl, let's mail a card to Mother then send them chickens
on down the other side. Yeah, let's give 'em a ride."
[Chorus]
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Well, Earl put down
his bottle, mashed his foot down on the throttle, and then a couple'a
boobs with a thousand cubes in a nineteen-forty-eight Peterbilt screamed
to life. We woke up the chickens.
Well, we roared
up offa that shoulder sprayin' pine cones, rocks, and boulders, and put
four hundred head of them Rhode Island reds and a couple a' burnt-out
roosters on the line. Look out below; 'cause here we go!
Well,
we commenced to truckin' and them hens commenced to cluckin' and then
Earl took out a match and scratched his pants and lit up the unused half
of a dollar cigar and took a puff. Says "My, ain't this purdy up here."
I
says, "Earl, this hill can spill us. You better slow down or you gonna
kill us. Just make one mistake and it's the Pearly Gates for them
eight-five crates a' USDA-approved cluckers. You wanna hit second?"
[Chorus]
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Well, Earl grabbed
on the shifter and he stabbed her into fifth gear and then the
chromium-plated, fully-illuminated genuine accessory shift knob come
right off in his hand. I says, "You wanna screw that thing back on,
Earl?"
He was tryin' to thread it on there when the
fire fell off a' his cigar and dropped on down, sorta rolled around, and
then lit in the cuff of Earl's pants and burned a hole in his sock.
Yeah, sorta set him right on fire.
I looked on outta
the window and I started countin' phone poles, goin' by at the rate of
four to the seventh power. Well I put two and two together, and added
twelve and carried five; come up with twenty-two thousand telephone
poles an hour.
I looked at Earl and his eyes was
wide, his lip was curled, and his leg was fried. And his hand was froze
to the wheel like a tongue to a sled in the middle of a blizzard. I
says, "Earl, I'm not the type to complain; but the time has come for me
to explain that if you don't apply some brake real soon, they're gonna
have to pick us up with a stick and a spoon."
Well,
Earl rared back, and cocked his leg, stepped as down as hard as he could
on the brake, and the pedal went clear to the floor and stayed there,
right there on the floor. He said it was sorta like steppin' on a plum.
Well,
from there on down it just wasn't real purdy: it was hairpin county and
switchback city. One of 'em looked like a can full'a worms; another one
looked like malaria germs. Right in the middle of the whole damn show
was a real nice tunnel, now wouldn't you know?
Sign
says clearance to the twelve-foot line, but the chickens was stacked to
thirteen-nine. Well we shot that tunnel at a hundred-and-ten, like gas
through a funnel and eggs through a hen, and we took that top row of
chickens off slicker than scum off a Lousiana swamp. Went down and
around and around and down 'til we run outta ground at the edge of town.
Bashed into the side of the feed store... in downtown Pagosa Springs.
[Chorus]
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Then we rolled through Pagosa Springs
Just off the pass is a little dirt road taking you to Lobo Lookout. We climbed that switchbacked piece of dirt for the views.
You can see the ski resort on the far hill. |
The only tunnel we could find was this snowshed and it was on the wrong side of the pass and it was way too new |
Just past that is a pull off for Treasure Falls. The path wasn't accessible but if you craned your neck you could see the top of the trickle.
160 makes a sharp bend in Pagosa Springs but it is a
We left Pagosa Springs and rolled back to the trailer in Cortez. Becky took a nap and I took a picture of it but I was threatened with bodily harm if I posted it so you'll have to use your imagination.
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