Ten Things to Ponder for 2007

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

10. Life is sexually transmitted.

9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like a slinky...not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital dying of nothing.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and
a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.