Thursday, October 15, 2015

Wolfcreek Pass Way Up On The Great Divide

10/12 I was looking at the map and my eye caught Pagosa Springs. Right up north of Pagosa Springs is a place called Wolf Creek Pass. The pass in itself is famous for being one of the most treacherous on the Great Divide and has been immortalized in verse and song. One of my favorite songs is by C.W. McCall called "Wolf Creek Pass." Most of it CW speaks and the chorus is rather high.
Wolf Creek Pass on YouTube

Me an' Earl was haulin' chickens on a flatbed out of Wiggins,
 and we'd spent all night on the uphill side of thirty-seven miles of hell called Wolf Creek Pass. Which is up on the Great Divide?
We was settin' there suckin' toothpicks, drinkin' Nehi and onion soup mix, and I said, "Earl, let's mail a card to Mother then send them chickens on down the other side. Yeah, let's give 'em a ride."
[Chorus]
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side

Well, Earl put down his bottle, mashed his foot down on the throttle, and then a couple'a boobs with a thousand cubes in a nineteen-forty-eight Peterbilt screamed to life. We woke up the chickens.
 Well, we roared up offa that shoulder sprayin' pine cones, rocks, and boulders, and put four hundred head of them Rhode Island reds and a couple a' burnt-out roosters on the line. Look out below; 'cause here we go!
Well, we commenced to truckin' and them hens commenced to cluckin' and then Earl took out a match and scratched his pants and lit up the unused half of a dollar cigar and took a puff. Says "My, ain't this purdy up here."
I says, "Earl, this hill can spill us. You better slow down or you gonna kill us. Just make one mistake and it's the Pearly Gates for them eight-five crates a' USDA-approved cluckers. You wanna hit second?"
[Chorus]
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side

Well, Earl grabbed on the shifter and he stabbed her into fifth gear and then the chromium-plated, fully-illuminated genuine accessory shift knob come right off in his hand. I says, "You wanna screw that thing back on, Earl?"
He was tryin' to thread it on there when the fire fell off a' his cigar and dropped on down, sorta rolled around, and then lit in the cuff of Earl's pants and burned a hole in his sock. Yeah, sorta set him right on fire.
I looked on outta the window and I started countin' phone poles, goin' by at the rate of four to the seventh power. Well I put two and two together, and added twelve and carried five; come up with twenty-two thousand telephone poles an hour.
I looked at Earl and his eyes was wide, his lip was curled, and his leg was fried. And his hand was froze to the wheel like a tongue to a sled in the middle of a blizzard. I says, "Earl, I'm not the type to complain; but the time has come for me to explain that if you don't apply some brake real soon, they're gonna have to pick us up with a stick and a spoon."
Well, Earl rared back, and cocked his leg, stepped as down as hard as he could on the brake, and the pedal went clear to the floor and stayed there, right there on the floor. He said it was sorta like steppin' on a plum.
Well, from there on down it just wasn't real purdy: it was hairpin county and switchback city. One of 'em looked like a can full'a worms; another one looked like malaria germs. Right in the middle of the whole damn show was a real nice tunnel, now wouldn't you know?
Sign says clearance to the twelve-foot line, but the chickens was stacked to thirteen-nine. Well we shot that tunnel at a hundred-and-ten, like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen, and we took that top row of chickens off slicker than scum off a Lousiana swamp. Went down and around and around and down 'til we run outta ground at the edge of town. Bashed into the side of the feed store... in downtown Pagosa Springs.
[Chorus]
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide
Truckin' on down the other side
How could we not go after hearing this song. Of course Patrick and I can sing most of the lyrics and we played the song as we drove up the pass. Unfortunately we didn't see a feedstore in Pagosa Springs or a tunnel that took off them Rhode Island Reds.


Closer to Pagosa Springs is Chimney Rock National Monument. It was closed for the season. There are old pueblos and rock dwellings here and the place was special to the Indians.


 Then we rolled through Pagosa Springs



 Just off the pass is a little dirt road taking you to Lobo Lookout. We climbed that switchbacked piece of dirt for the views.
You can see the ski resort on the far hill.



The only tunnel we could find was this snowshed and it was on the wrong side of the pass and it was way too new
 Going back to Pagosa Springs there is a look out after the second runaway truck ramp that lets you look down into the valley.
 Just past that is a pull off for Treasure Falls. The path wasn't accessible but if you craned your neck you could see the top of the trickle.
 160 makes a sharp bend in Pagosa Springs but it is a
 We left Pagosa Springs and rolled back to the trailer in Cortez. Becky took a nap and I took a picture of it but I was threatened with bodily harm if I posted it so you'll have to use your imagination.

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